Fartoons...THE LOST EPPISODE!

This was going to be part of a whole long strip. But let's face it... I'm lazy.

This is the long awaited debutt (spelled correcftly) of Winston the Pug.

While this blog was dying...

...we were rocking!

For one night only, Artists and Underpants performed for Isabelle Boyd's 9 months birthday:

Dead Blogs

shani said...
"why did this blog die? Why did Jason's blog die? What's going on?"

Let me answer this in a fashion to match the season....Thanks.

Yes Shani. There is a Santa Blogger. Artists tend to forget one project that might seem brilliant to them at the time, and even to many seem brilliant much later. We abandon our "children" in the search for the new exciting project/idea as yet unthought. Oft leaving semi or less than complete works in our swath. While it may be frustrating to our fans, and even to us, it seems that this pattern is unavoidable to most creative types. It is like its in our DNA.

Blogs Die, chapters are unfinished, comic strips sit awaiting the gag panel on the drawing board. It is sad. Jerkemy and I have been working on a movie script for just about 2 years now. We get a pace going then we both move on to something else. Writing dick jokes or something. I have the third comic in my series complete, just haven't had the time to proof it and get the damn thing to press. It takes work you see. Time is valuable, like the blood through the organism that is our journey through this life. I don't even finish video games anymore. When I do pick them back up I start from the beginning again only to quit at roughly the same place again.

Perhaps its like the delay we try for when fucking. Just to prolong the pleasure of it. After all, who wants that to be over? Who wants anything to be over? Not Me. I have been disappointed by so many endings I didn't like. Books, Movies, Songs...Lives. Sometimes it is easer to leave something unfinished than to "kill" it.

You always hear it when an artist dies. Any given artist, be it a painter or a songwriter. He left that one work undone when he died. Sometimes a relative will step in and publish that work, or worse...FINISH IT!!! Shudder! Who are they to complete another's legacy? It was left un done because life is a circle. Yet we still crave that finality. Why? We may never understand that.

So many projects flow through me and leave me in various states of completion that I am truly amazed when any one thing gets done. Even something as simple as a blog post to me seems like a life achievement to be laminated and displayed at the Smithsonian next to The Declaration Of independence!

And So we will continue. No Shani this blog is not dead. We will continue to throw our little turds at the wall to see what sticks. You never know what little tidbit you will be remembered for, and historically it is always the one you least expect. Art is never ever finished. Only abandoned. Perhaps Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will adopt it.

I would like to see what you could come up with in less than 15 minutes.

Tibbers 'N" Konks Help The Homeless (A.K.A. Konks Speaks!!!!!)

It's finally here! A new T'n'K, and another on the way! As always, click on it to see it in a new window, and click on it again to zoom in!

FARBMAN V KUBINSKI: APOCALYPTICUS

Round 1-

By Christygurrrl and Jerkemy

a LIVE ACTION FARTOON!!! or "YO! Jfrom Raps!"

Well here it is. I do hope you enjoy it. It is Jasons Character= JFrom, rapping to the beat.

PLEASE TURN IT UP!!! AND HIT THE SWITCHES!!!! BITCHES!!!

A New Day

Recently, and to my great satisfaction, this blog has turned into a hotbed of juvenile creativity! With the recent addition of 2 new comic strips, and a third in the works for December, there is now a total of 4 here at the Jer-King. Just to recap, they are(in order of appearance):

• "Tibbers and Konks" by Gabe and Jerkemy (new episodes are currently in production)
• "The Fartoons" by B. Matt Kubinski of The Question?
• "The Jer-King" by Jason of Friends of Jason Farbman
• "Farbman v. Kubinski: Apocalypticus" by Jerkemy and Christygurrrl

This may call for an awards post in a few months, possibly called "The Strippy's", where the readers can vote on favorite series and episodes.

Sneak Preview or Trying Desperately to Fit In

The Fartoons Issue#2

Well there goes a day of my life that i will never get back. Coloring them takes the most time.

Sorry Jerkemy, I mean "coUloUring" them...

Ummm. I didnt mean this to turn out so mean spirited. It was supposed to be funny, me being egotistical and all. So let me qualify this comic by saying that Jerkemy and JFrom are two of my best friends, and have been since we were little.

But i like to blow them up iin the funny pages.

Onto the strip....,.

Keeping up with the Joneses

Alright, everyone seems to have their own comic. Jerkemy and Gabe get to write about their fun adventures being best friends, and BM gets to write about shoving his wiener in all our faces. So here is my contribution: