The Truth About Jer-King

I thought it might be a good idea to tell all you readers of this blog a little bit about me before The Jer-King really gets going. So, taking a page out of the Myspace handbook, I've filled out one of those great questionaires people are always sending out as bulletins. Enjoy!



The "Who am I?" survey:

Q: If you were a cactus, what kind of personality would you have?
A: I would be a sweet, caring, friendly cactus who's maybe just a little needy. ;)

Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Raspberry. ;)

Q: In the Land of Forgotten Souls there is a relic that holds the secrets to all
of time and space. If you had this relic, what celebrity would you use its mystical powers to make yourself look more like?
A: It's a toss up between Brad and the Pope(the new one, not the dead one) ;)

Q: When do you feel most like a flower in full bloom?
A: When I finish fucking. ;-0

Q: Have you ever killed in cold blood?
A: Wouldn't you like to know! ;)

Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'the'?
A: 3,517

Q: Where is the last place you made whoopee with your loved one?
A: In a hollowed out tree trunk outside of a maximum security prison.

Q: What is the last thing you would say to a terminally ill patient just before they died?
A: I would ask them to say hi to my dog Ruffers when they get to heaven.

Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'rapture'?
A: About the same number as 'the'

Q: What are three words that best describe your stance on abortion?
A: Sparkling, disinfectant, tummyrub


Well I think these 10 questions pretty much sum me up. If there are any other questions you would like answered, please just leave them in the comment section. Also, feel free to use this survey on your own blog, it's a nice way to let your readers see a little glimpse of your insides.