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The original Lincoln Log was actually a journal the 16th president kept of his sexual conquests.
posted by Jerkemy at 7:47 AM
Thursday, September 21, 2006
The original Lincoln Log was actually a journal the 16th president kept of his sexual conquests.
7 Comments:
Hahahahaha.
Wait a minute. This is obviously some throw away post for the day, so your ass will be covered. You should take five days off to craft the perfect poop joke.
Throw away post???!!!! I am deeply offended Jason. This post represents 2 years worth of research! You might think it was easy to trace the origins of this phrase, but I assure you it was not. There are a lot of people who don't want it to get out that America's favorite president was actually a pervert who kept written accounts of his humping.
That's true, but you are not yet one of the most revered people in American history. Also, I don't think Lincoln sold his stories to Penthouse Forum.
My Uncle Chutney posed for a picture in 1956 for the original design of the Lincoln Memorial. It was later scrapped as unpresidential... I added color so you guys wouldn't get bored, check it out.
Is "Uncle Chutney" your new alias Jason?
All right, all right. You got me. That wasn't Lincoln. But it wasn't me either. Can you guess who it was... can you answer me that question?
I need to know the true identity of Uncle Chutney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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