Look at my New Member!
Hi there!
My name is Matt, and I am the newest addition to team Jerk.
I am a self absorbed, egotistical, narcissistic shameless self promoter...And DEAD SEXY to boot. (for proof of that just roll over my picture)
That is who I am. I've accepted it. What do I do?
I was in a punk band with Jason for a number of years...
I have worked every crappy retail job in the mall (including the dollar store)...
Graveyard shift clerk at a convenience store...
Barback/Bouncer at a bunch of clubs in Chicago...
DJ at said clubs....
Now I am their marketing director... (how the fuck did that happen?)
Oh, I also write screenplays and shoot movies...
Create, write, and self publish comic books also...
Told you I was a shameless self promoter, don't act surprised!
On this blog you will find me writing about my favorite subject mostly (me). While occasionally getting into arguments with Jason. That is the truth of the matter.
I have one saving grace...but it's a doozy: I HAVE AN OPEN MIND.
I have the near superhuman ability to look at every side of an issue, and form an opinion that while firm, may yet be swayed by my listening to further argument and considering the truth therein.
I know NOTHING. That is the only thing I know for sure.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach...at night...in latex...with your mom.
My name is Matt, and I am the newest addition to team Jerk.
I am a self absorbed, egotistical, narcissistic shameless self promoter...And DEAD SEXY to boot. (for proof of that just roll over my picture)
That is who I am. I've accepted it. What do I do?
I was in a punk band with Jason for a number of years...
I have worked every crappy retail job in the mall (including the dollar store)...
Graveyard shift clerk at a convenience store...
Barback/Bouncer at a bunch of clubs in Chicago...
DJ at said clubs....
Now I am their marketing director... (how the fuck did that happen?)
Oh, I also write screenplays and shoot movies...
Create, write, and self publish comic books also...
Told you I was a shameless self promoter, don't act surprised!
On this blog you will find me writing about my favorite subject mostly (me). While occasionally getting into arguments with Jason. That is the truth of the matter.
I have one saving grace...but it's a doozy: I HAVE AN OPEN MIND.
I have the near superhuman ability to look at every side of an issue, and form an opinion that while firm, may yet be swayed by my listening to further argument and considering the truth therein.
I know NOTHING. That is the only thing I know for sure.
I also enjoy long walks on the beach...at night...in latex...with your mom.
posted by B.Matt Kubinski at 10:47 AM
7 Comments:
I am particularly offended by comments made by your newest member, Matt. Jokes about people's mothers are rude, offensive, and not at all funny. Having a Mother, I know all too well what it was like when Matt was dating my Mom. I admit, I was less than happy during that dark time in my life. Matt is irresponsible, rude, and insensitive. He was bad as Mommy's boyfriend, and he does not derserve space on this blog, which I have always considered a safe and accepting forum for homosexuals with an interest in cockrubbing. Don't you? Matt is a bad, bad person.
Gabe, while I respect your defending your mother, I happen to know from a reliable source that you are still harboring resentment towards Matt for kicking over and breaking something of yours nearly ten years ago. For legal reasons, I cannot specify what the item was, but everyone involved knows.
It's time to let it go...
Also Matt, I believe I said this was not going to be a place for you to peddle your ass. The marketing whore in you is going to be harder to suppress than I imagined. Welcome to Team Jer-King!
First: Gabe.
You momma never had it so good. She epecialy liked it when i made her bark like a dog...not sure what that means but i know its funny.
Second: Jer.
If you'll notice i didnt include any links to my other shit on the web. I was merely establishing what we writers call a "tone" or a "voice" for my posts.
Just kidding folks! For the benifit of those with deficient sarcasim detectors: I love Jeremy like a brother, and Gabe is a man who i respect emensely.
Though they are both D-bags.
What is a D-bag? Is that a portion of weed?
It is a feminine product
I think you're thinking of DOUCHEbag?
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