Seasoned Sex
There's a new substance being used in the bedroom to enhance sexual pleasure, and chances are you can find it in your kitchen. Across the nation, and possibly around the world, men and women are using black pepper in the bedroom to intensify their orgasms. How's that for adding a little spice to your love life?!
It works as follows: keep some black pepper handy while you are involved in some sort of sexual act. As you are about to climax, inhale a bit of black pepper at the exact right moment so that you sneeze and orgasm simultaneously. The result is more nerve stimulation than dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire(see previous post "History's Whackiest Protests"), and it feels better too!
If anyone has experienced this pleasure first hand please tell me how it is! I'm really curious, but also a little nervous about asking my wife if we can try it.
It works as follows: keep some black pepper handy while you are involved in some sort of sexual act. As you are about to climax, inhale a bit of black pepper at the exact right moment so that you sneeze and orgasm simultaneously. The result is more nerve stimulation than dousing yourself in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire(see previous post "History's Whackiest Protests"), and it feels better too!If anyone has experienced this pleasure first hand please tell me how it is! I'm really curious, but also a little nervous about asking my wife if we can try it.
posted by Jerkemy at 2:24 PM
6 Comments:
Whatever, luchadore... don't pretend like you and the Missus aren't freaks in bed.
We are freaks, but not spicey freaks
I've heard stories about you two. Jason and I always tried to live up to the kinkiness, to no avail.
i heard you guys once did it with no shirts on. that's a start.
I don't know what either of you are talking about. Shirtless sex sounds like a terrible thing.
I think my gonads are most happy where they are, thank you very much. And they will STAY in the safety deposit box mother purchased for me until they are needed.
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