Who is HE?????
Reader Gabe is the first person who is not me to fill out the "Who am I?" survey featured in an earlier post! I thought it would be appropriate to share it with everyone. He's even added his own question at the end. This is a great way to get to know the reader's of this blog, and anyone else who wants to fill it out, feel free to do so and then email it to me.
The "Who am I?" survey(Gabe):
Q: If you were a cactus, what kind of personality would you have?
A: I would be a big, tall cactus with one giant prick . ;)
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Vanilla. ;)
Q: In the Land of Forgotten Souls there is a relic that holds the secrets to all
of time and space. If you had this relic, what celebrity would you use its mystical powers to make yourself look more like?
A: Jeff Goldblum. What the fuck am I doing answering this stupid question? ;)
Q: When do you feel most like a flower in full bloom?
A: When I'm buried in dirt, or every time they don't pick me. ;-0
Q: Have you ever killed in cold blood?
A: No. It was actually quite pleasant. ;)
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'the'?
A: None. I say "dah".
Q: Where is the last place you made whoopee with your loved one?
A: On the beach, with a hollowed out tree trunk outside of a maximum security prison .
Q: What is the last thing you would say to a terminally ill patient just before they died?
A: I would ask them to bring back some ice cream for my friends.
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'rapture'?
A: I don't say it, I feel it in the presence of the Lord Jesus Christ our savior. You can too if you just beleive.
Q: What are three words that best describe your stance on abortion?
A: Salty, not heavily seasoned, medium-well
Q: If you had a crush on your friends mom, but the whole family were illegal imigrants and they like to drink jew blood and then you found out your car had a flat and they were chasing you with bats...would you watch The Simple life or Beavis and Butthead.
A: Hmmmm. That's a tough one. I'd have to say I cockrub, or cockles...I made that word up myself.
The "Who am I?" survey(Gabe):
Q: If you were a cactus, what kind of personality would you have?
A: I would be a big, tall cactus with one giant prick . ;)
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Vanilla. ;)
Q: In the Land of Forgotten Souls there is a relic that holds the secrets to all
of time and space. If you had this relic, what celebrity would you use its mystical powers to make yourself look more like?
A: Jeff Goldblum. What the fuck am I doing answering this stupid question? ;)
Q: When do you feel most like a flower in full bloom?
A: When I'm buried in dirt, or every time they don't pick me. ;-0
Q: Have you ever killed in cold blood?
A: No. It was actually quite pleasant. ;)
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'the'?
A: None. I say "dah".
Q: Where is the last place you made whoopee with your loved one?
A: On the beach, with a hollowed out tree trunk outside of a maximum security prison .
Q: What is the last thing you would say to a terminally ill patient just before they died?
A: I would ask them to bring back some ice cream for my friends.
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'rapture'?
A: I don't say it, I feel it in the presence of the Lord Jesus Christ our savior. You can too if you just beleive.
Q: What are three words that best describe your stance on abortion?
A: Salty, not heavily seasoned, medium-well
Q: If you had a crush on your friends mom, but the whole family were illegal imigrants and they like to drink jew blood and then you found out your car had a flat and they were chasing you with bats...would you watch The Simple life or Beavis and Butthead.
A: Hmmmm. That's a tough one. I'd have to say I cockrub, or cockles...I made that word up myself.
posted by Jerkemy at 4:38 PM
4 Comments:
Jesus. I could have answered those questions better with my dick.
all of the readers have such smart dicks
Fine, here goes:
Q: If you were a cactus, what kind of personality would you have?
A: Secret. I wouldnt tell people I was a cactus. Theyd get close and then Id get out my pricklies and stab them.
Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Not sure what it's called, but it's a mix of blue and green and gray.
Q: In the Land of Forgotten Souls there is a relic that holds the secrets to all
of time and space. If you had this relic, what celebrity would you use its mystical powers to make yourself look more like?
A: Steve Buscemi
Q: When do you feel most like a flower in full bloom?
A: When I menstruate.
Q: Have you ever killed in cold blood?
A: Only in dreams.
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'the'?
A: 400? 1000? How should I know?
Q: Where is the last place you made whoopee with your loved one?
A: It's been too long, I don't remember :(
Q: What is the last thing you would say to a terminally ill patient just before they died?
A: Bye.
Q: How many times a day do you say the word 'rapture'?
A: Who the fuck thought of that question, its dumb.
Q: What are three words that best describe your stance on abortion?
A: confused, titillated, sad
you clearly have the smartest dick of all shani
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